lokiarmygeneral:

A headache so strong you can sense Lord Voldemort.

(via jpierrepontcriss)

“It’s just that I’m always worrying about sounding arrogant or too big in myself… I can’t find the words. What I’m trying to say is that I want to utilise my mind in different ways.”
- Clémence Poésy

(Source: clemence-poesy, via helenies)

"So please, oh please, we beg, we pray, go throw your TV set away, and in its place you can install, a lovely bookshelf on the wall."

Roald Dahl (via cywscross)

"It doesn’t matter who you are or what you look like, so long as somebody loves you."

Roald Dahl

~ The Witches

(via cywscross)

itsninjam:

tedmosbyisnotajerk:

if anyone ever asks me what tumblr is i’m gonna show them this video and just walk away

GOD ITS 5AM AND IM TRYING TO HOLD IN MY LAUGHTER FUCK

(Source: theblackrichardcurtis, via robert-downey-jesus)

  • me: (thinks something mean)
  • me: dont be fucking rude
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